Most Interesting Man In The World Quotes

Most Interesting Man In The World Quotes

  1. He gave his father “the talk”
  2. His passport requires no photograph
  3. When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
  4. Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
  5. His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
  6. His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do
  7. He once went to the psychic, to warn her
  8. If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
  9. Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right side
  10. He can speak Russian… in French
  11. He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
  12. Superman has pijamas with his logo
  13. His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
  14. The circus ran away to join him
  15. Bear hugs are what he gives bears
  16. He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
  17. When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
  18. His friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because they are all dead
  19. He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
  20. If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark
  21. He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
  22. He can kill two stones with one bird
  23. His signature won a Pulitzer
  24. When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
  25. He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
  26. The dark is afraid of him
  27. Sharks have a week dedicated to him
  28. His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
  29. No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
  30. He once made a weeping willow laugh
  31. He lives vicariously through himself
  32. His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
  33. He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish
  34. He bowls overhand
  35. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
  36. He is allowed to talk about the fight club
  37. He once won a fist fight, only using his beard
  38. He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
  39. A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
  40. His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
  41. The Holy Grail is looking for him
  42. Roses stop to smell him
  43. He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
  44. His sweat is the cure for the common cold
  45. Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
  46. Werewolves are jealous of his beard
  47. He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
  48. He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
  49. He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
  50. He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
  51. He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
  52. If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits
  53. Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him
  54. When he was young he once sent his parents to his room
  55. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
  56. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body
  57. His blood smells like cologne
  58. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede
  59. Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
  60. He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks
  61. Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
  62. Panhandlers give him money
  63. When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
  64. His shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice
  65. When he holds a lady’s purse, he looks manly
  66. Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
  67. When in Rome, they do as HE does
  68. His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
  69. The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
  70. While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right han
  71. He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
  72. Time waits on no one, but him
  73. Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
  74. His mother has a tattoo that says “Son”
  75. The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
  76. Presidents take his birthday off
  77. His shirts never wrinkle
  78. He has never walked into a spider web
  79. He is left-handed. And right-handed
  80. His shirts never wrinkle
  81. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
  82. His organ donation card also lists his beard
  83. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
  84. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
  85. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
  86. Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
  87. His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
  88. If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
  89. He’s never lost a game of chance
  90. He is the life of parties that he has never attended
  91. He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his
  92. He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back
  93. His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
  94. He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
  95. Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake
  96. If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
  97. He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited
  98. Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
  99. He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take
  100. He has inside jokes with people he’s never met

Have you ever wondered what the Most Interesting Man in the World wears?

He probably wears our Limitless Tee.
His Christmas presents unwrap themselves out of respect.

 

No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
He once made a weeping willow laugh 😛 


He lives vicariously through himself

 

His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”

 

He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in Spanish

 

He bowls overhand

 

In museums, he is allowed to touch the art

 

He is allowed to talk about the fight club

 

Chuck Norris is his caddie.

 

Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him

 

Werewolves are jealous of his beard

 

His blood smells like cologne.

 

When he attends shows, the audience applauds him… Including the performers

 

Television watches him

 

When he attends shows, the audience applauds him… Including the performers

 

His Air Guitar work has won multiple Grammy’s

 

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He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

 

He’s so weak, he can lift 1,000,000 pounds

 

He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

 

His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

 

His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March

 

His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do

 

The sum of the hexadecimal values for the letters in his name equals 42,the answer to life, the universe and everything.

He once went to the psychic, to warn her

If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him

 

Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.

 

He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

 

Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.

 

Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

 

If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.

 

His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

 

His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

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He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

 

He gave his father “the talk”

 

His passport requires no photograph

 

When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value

 

Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died

 

Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right side

 

He can speak Russian… in French

 

He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken

 

Superman has pijamas with his logo

 

His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries

 

“Comets stop to ask him for directions.”

 

The Pope has a hotline to his phone

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His shower water could cure millions

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The circus ran away to join him

 

His off hand comments have prevented major wars from breaking out.

 

He got Doyle Brunson to fold a Royal Flush

 

 

He cures tone deafness by humming in your ear

 

He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards

 

He never wears a watch because time is always on his side

 

He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks

 

He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice

 

He can scare the pants back on you

 

He once threw a 99 yard touchdown pass to him self.

 

 

He does while he doesn’t

 

He once landed a 747 on a aircraft carrier

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When he says Never, “Never say Never” is never an option.

 

When he takes a shit it smells like Roses

 

He once smoked crack and fell asleep

 

Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him

 

When he was young he once sent his parents to his room

 

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body

 

If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits

 

 He was asked to run for president but thought it would give him a bad image.

 

 

When playing hide and seek, the seekers never found him for 3 years

 

When buying something, he doesn’t need money, he just winks.

 

He is a lover but not a fighter, but don’t get any ideas.

 

He healed Anderson Silva’s leg by looking at him

 

Pre recorded call in shows take his calls

 

Bear hugs are what he gives bears

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He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.

 

If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

 

He bowls overhand.

 

He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.

 

He tips an astonishing 100%.

 

He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds

 

When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring

 

His friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because they are all dead

 

He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool

 

If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark

 

He once won a staring contest with his own reflection

Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

 

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.

 

His blood smells like cologne.

 

He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

 

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

 

The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

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He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.

 

His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

 

He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

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He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

 

He taught a horse to read his email for him.

 

He lives vicariously through himself.

 

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

 

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

 

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

 

The police often question him just because they find him interesting.

 

He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.

He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table.

 

His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

 

 

Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

 

He lives vicariously throug himself.   It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary (thanks bruce)

 

He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

 

He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.

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He can kill two stones with one bird

His signature won a Pulitzer

He’s counted to infinity….TWICE!

 

He once won a fist fight, only using his beard

 

He once won the Tour de France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle

 

A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush

 

His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph

 

The Holy Grail is looking for him

 

Roses stop to smell him

 

He once started a fire using only dental floss and water

 

His sweat is the cure for the common cold

 

On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede.

Cuba imports cigars from him. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.

His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”

He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian

 

When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it

He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket

The dark is afraid of him

Sharks have a week dedicated to him

When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

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